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"Colors l" Watercolor and Ink. Copyright 2013 Totsymae

“Colors l” Watercolor and Ink. Copyright 2013 Totsymae

Happy New Year to you, folks. I hope life is treating you kind and you’re doing the same for it, meaning all living things and folks out there. And I really hope that’s not an effort on your part but I know everybody’s got their personal challenges, special needs and what have you. Hell, that’s all a part of living, so we have to work with what we’ve got.

Now, I’m not doing what I did last year and tell you I’m gonna do this and that for my resolutions. Shit, I didn’t resolve half of what I set out to do last year, so I won’t sit here and lie to myself again. Matter of fact, I don’t even remember half the things I said I’d do. That fine list of Gonna-Dos faded into glory, quite frankly, a week or so into the 2012 new year. I had to hunt the list down and called myself typing it up and checking off my accomplishments but I’ll be damn if that wasn’t work. To this day, I can’t remember the name of the document or where I saved it on the computer.

Now, I do recall a coupla things I’d put on the list – that I wanted to learn how to knit so I could stitch caps for folks with cancer. I’m so very, very embarassed folks. For all my good intentions, I flew off to Saudi Arabia and couldn’t remember where I put the damn knitting needles when I got back. I don’t think I bought the right yarn anyhow. I could say I’d do it this year but that may sound too much like a resolution and if I do what I did last year, which was nothing, I won’t knit the caps again, resulting in another lie and I’m not supposed to be a good liar but looks like I could very well be better at it than I think, which is no consolation to me.

And you know the thing about resolutions, it’s really sad when you have to resolve to do something you should already be doing. You see, I had to redirect this from me to you so it wouldn’t look as though I’m beating myself up. Or at least so I wouldn’t feel alone. I mean, who likes to be alone? Like, you really should be exercising and losing weight, especially if the doctor’s told you you need to shed some of them pounds. Better yet, why would you even wait for somebody to tell you to lose weight? Or stop wasting money? Or whatever, whatever…

Now. I already know I won’t be wasting my money at a fitness center. Since I know I won’t go, there’s no sense in me acting like I will. I don’t feel special or whatnot in having a fitness membership card. For me, it’s like, oh hell, I’ve wasted myself some money. I just don’t like working out in settings like that. And let’s just cut through the chase. I don’t like working out period. It feels good when I do but between you and me, a fitness membership is gonna be a real hard sell for me; however, the up side is I won’t be wasting money. In that way anyhow.

Here’s to you and the new year, folks. Have a good one.

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Watercolor on paper. Copyright 2012 Totsymae

Watercolor on paper. Copyright 2012 Totsymae

Look. I can’t say I understand what it’s like to wanna marry somebody and can’t. Strike that. I suppose I can but me wanting to marry Denzel and him already having a wife is more complicated, I reckon. I mean, he just hasn’t made himself available to me, so I guess we’re kinda in boats running along the same waters ’cause the law ain’t passed in a lotta states for same-sex couples to get married. A pity and a shame, some folk say but I’m gonna tell you like this…

I say, let the president and congress focus on the economy right now ’cause these are mostly men folk and they’re not known for multitasking. Besides, you’re gonna need yourself a job to take care of your spouse once you do marry, okay? In the meantime, keep fornicating, knocking boots or whatever the hell you call what you do. You don’t have to tell me what it is ’cause I ain’t interested in the terminology but whatever it is, go right on with it since you’ve been doing it all this time. I’m fairly certain you’re not virgins or nothing.

I realize you’ve been waiting for years and all that but frankly, I think jobs are more pressing than getting married. Plan out the wedding for however long it takes the law to pass but please, hold back on the legislating ’til some of them jobs come back from China. Hell, we’re still trying to replace the Made in China shit we bought from Ikea and that’s gonna take some time since EVERY. DAMN. THING. is made in China. In the between time, I highly recommend you fly, take a train or bus to one of them states that’s allowing gay marriage, if the need’s that urgent. Shit, be practical. You’ve gotta go honeymooning somewhere anyway, so go on and handle your business wherever that may be.

Not trying to minimize what you’re going through and I know it’s akin to saying, ‘Somebody’s going through shit far worse than you. Look at the children starving in Africa.’ Don’t it piss you off when folk say that? But it’s true, right? I’m not trying to be all up and inside of your business and whatnot but we do have to prioritize. If you know of a way to keep child predators away from innocent younguns, let’s put that first on the agenda. Maybe, let’s even get those soldiers back from Afghanistan too. You may decide you want one of them instead. You know how fickle love can be. And let’s rally behind elderly folk and take care of them first too. America just don’t care for their elderly like other countries. I’d also like to see folks not having such easy access to guns. These are more pressing matters that puts everyone at risk, if not taken care of. Get a more prolific take on this at Impower You, as she talks Past Pop Politics, which sums it all up for me.

I understand you want the whole package, health benefits and all that but until what you want happens, you’re gonna have to work like everybody else to get those benefits, okay? Or get Obamacare, one.

Looka here. I really would like to care about gay marriage but honestly, my plate’s real full. I won’t lie to you. I can see me now, if I did go to some gay marriage rally and somebody got to really inquiring on my stance. There I’d be, holding a paper plate of food and a cuppa something in the other hand. Just my damn luck, there a camera would be with a reporter shoving a mic all up in my face, and I’d have to go, “I’m only here for the cookies and punch.”

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Should you ever see me in public and I, unfortunately, happen to have a booger in my nose, let a sistah know what’s up. I tend to think I’m cute and try to work IT when I step out from time to time. We’re in the cold season and shit will happen. Do know that if I knew I had the damn thing, I’d handle the matter but if you see it and I don’t, it then becomes your responsibility to make that information available to me. If you ain’t part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Okay?

"Sophisticated Lady" Acrylic on paper. Copyright 2012 Totsymae

Being the southern belle I am, I tend to say good morning to folks. When I say it to you, open your mouth and show me some courtesy. You know you heard me. I saw you looking in my mouth and you still didn’t open up yours to acknowledge me? Just know that should unkind words hit the rumor mill about you, I started it.

On the other hand, should you say good morning and not hear me respond, it could very well be that it’s not a particularly good morning for me. Do not, under any circumstances, say something like, “GOOD MORNING,” in a harsh tone for me to speak back. The world don’t revolve around you. If I’m in a funk, it revolves around me at the moment. Keep in mind that my southern bell may be off and it’s not likely that speaking harshly to me will turn it on.

I don’t know why it never worked out visually for me to see women folk in public wearing sweat pants and sneakers but please, don’t do it. I, folks, despite my keep-it-real attitude, am a bit of a snob when it comes to this sorta thing. I will look at you really hard and wonder if you were raised better. I don’t care if you’re slim as a butter knife, sweats and sneakers ain’t the look you wanna have should a car back out from a parking space and hit you. Take the time to fix yourself up before you wind up on the YouTube in a compromising position. The last thing you want is me somewhere in the camera saying, “I told yo’ ass.”

If you so happen to visit my blog during a blog hop we’ve mutually joined in, don’t leave me a comment saying, “I’m stopping by for the blog hop,” and be on your merry way. That looks a tad flighty to me. Plus, it’s a waste of your time. You don’t have to sit and have a longwinded conversation with me but say something relevant. You don’t even have to mention the blog hop, as far as I’m concerned. Understand that I’m as interested in you as I want you to be in me. Extend your thoughts in a way that’ll mean something to both of us.

If we’re ever riding in a vehicle together and I happen to be the driver, let me be the driver. I took Driver’s Education in high school and while I managed to pull a ‘D’ from the class, I’m an expert after having a few accidents, not all of which were my fault. I can sense a cop on the side of the road and know when to slow down. That means I don’t need you yelling and scaring the shit outta me, telling me to go down on the brake.

Should I ever visit your home and, God forbid, you’ve got yourself a doll collection in a reserved room of your house, know that I’m no more interested in it than I am of Freddy Krueger being my boyfriend. I have never had a thing for dolls and I’m even less into a buncha them piled in a room together. Understand that I will stop being your friend should you ever introduce them to me. I’m a playful kinda person but I ain’t into the strangeness of no dolls. Not to be funny or nothing but I will assume you to be afflicted with some kinda mental illness should you invest in all of these fake folk taking up square inches in your home.

It may be best that you don’t offer me any dairy, sodium, sugar or flour-based foods if I ever come to your house. While I love me some sweets and whatnot, I’ve had to give up so much in the food area. You’d be safe in offering me a bottle of water, raisins, or unsalted nuts. Don’t think I’m haughty and get offended. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve had to be a lot more conscious about my food choices that’s sending me toward veganism. Yeah, one of those high maintenance type folk who looks hungry all the time.

Now, if I can be of any assistance at all in helping you to fulfill resolutions on my end for you, feel free to hit me up with a comment. Let’s get this thing right so we don’t rock each others boats as we make this a happy new year.

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I’ll be very brief today ’cause I feel I’ve gotten long-winded at times and my mouth is tired. Not only that but I’m writing, as you may know, so I’m putting a good amount of time toward that when I’m not on here running my mouth.  I wanted to pull y’all to the side and thank subscribers, commenters, Twitter followers and folk who are reading from my Facebook page. Other than me dropping by to visit other blogs and them responding back to me, I don’t think I’m missing out on anybody else but just in case, I’ll just say wherever you’re reading me from, thanks and all that good stuff.

I’m making some good progress on my collection of short stories. I feel a little wishy-washy telling you this but I ran into a road block on my novel. I’ll revisit it but the collection is what’s working. If you haven’t read the excerpt on the site, I wanna invite you to do so and the excerpt there is what the short story writing is looking like. It’s a little bit more tame than Totsy but not rigid or academia style at all, ’cause I had enough of all that when I was writing up papers for my schooling and currently looking over Little Totsy’s stuff, I do it enough as it is.

As folk who take time to read what’s going on in my head, I think it’s a right cool idea to let you know what I’ve been reading. I just finished Angela Tung’s Black Fish: Memoir of A Bad Luck Girl. It was a good read too. I like reading stories that enlightens me on culture but there’s a whole lot more to the story and I encourage you to read up on Ms. Tung. I’ve also been reading short stories online and from time to time, I’ll pick up one of James Thurber’s books I have here with his stories in it. I don’t know what’s on my list next. I may get started again with Cold Sassy Tree.  I had to put it down earlier this year ’cause of so much busyness but that may be the one. Those some country folk in there, so I may run into somebody I know (wink, wink y’all).

I’m also a member of the Crazy Chicks Club and yesterday, I decided to start this new thing I’ve learned in the last couple weeks called flash fiction on Fridays. That kicks off tomorrow. I needed these little exercises to keep me writing and painting during those dry spells. If anybody wanna join me, welcome.

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