I didn’t mean to go off and leave for so long. I hope you didn’t hold your breath waiting. Although it would? make me feel good if you at least attempted.
You see, I’ve been bombarded with little shit….Well, don’t start me to lying. I just needed a break….Okay, I’ll be thoroughly honest…I don’t have an excuse at all. I went skipping to the loo and all them kinda whatnots. I spent some time developing new ideas,?working on the re-design of my website?and well…watching Lifetime. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to get into trouble but if I have to think about it this hard, I probably won’t be too good at it.
As for my latest and greatest adventures, I met this woman yesterday?who got the hell on my nerves. Have you ever been engaged in a meeting and folk keep tapping you on the shoulder for some whatnot or another?
Well, I was late getting to the meeting and The Woman figured I didn’t know what was going on. Well, of course I didn’t, being near 30 minutes late ’cause I couldn’t find the place on account?of?the address being even-numbered and on the odd side of the road and outta order but that’s not the direction I want to take you.
The Woman, during the remaining time I was there, took it upon herself to ensure I knew what was going on. EVERY. TEN. MINUTES. She got on my nerves so damn bad, I had to clamp my arm down hard against my side so I wouldn’t put her ass?in a headlock. It took me all of about two or three minutes to surmise what was happening but this woman, apparently, didn’t think my elevator went all the way up. And truth be told,?it doesn’t always but hell, I was thinking the same about her after she tapped me the third time.? (Rolling the hell outta my eyes)
Dear folks, how do you handle someone who pesters you as such? Should I take my sneakers and vaseline to deal with this woman next week?
Don’t Start Nothin’, Won’t Be Nothin’