You know I stopped accepting blog awards awhile back, right? Well, I was sitting around here thinking of some awards since I don’t have much else to talk about. Now, these awards don’t have any criteria or rules whatsoever. You simply give them out and set your own rules, which I personally tend to do. I have a brief description, just so we can be real clear about who’s deserving of what.
Ladies and gentleman folks, The Totsymae Foundation (currently operating as bootleg and proud) presents you with awards to share among your blogging buddies…
Ms. Stay -At-Home Mama Blogger – She really should be doing the laundry and cooking dinner but she’s not interested. One fine day, she discovered the world of blogging and she became instantly hooked. She talks about her hubby and kids all the time and belongs to every social network related to folk just like her.
I’ll Chew and Spit You Out Blogger - This blogger lives up to their name. They drink a lotta caffeine and will cuss you the hell out. They’re virtual agitators and will go on other blogs to bitch about topics they only have surface knowledge of and don’t wear underwear.
Retired and Looking for Trouble Blogger – This blogger is blogging ’cause their spouse is tired of him scratching his balls in the kichen while she’s cooking.
Mr or Ms Freshly Pressed Blogger – After two months, this blogger is freshly pressed for three straight weeks and now writes about what others can do to become freshly pressed. This instant virtual fame causes them to lose sleep at night ’cause they’re thinking about that bestseller they can’t seem to finish.
I’ll Catch You When I Can Blogger - This blogger pretends like they’re so busy, they don’t have time for you. In reality, they’re going through shit you wouldn’t believe and wouldn’t want to know about. They will often rush to the keyboard breathless and type out some nonsense about being so busy and may have a touch of ADD.
I’ve Found My Life Calling Blogger – Something dramatic just happened to this blogger and, often a woman, she has the need to talk about it to folk who don’t know her. She often rambles about not having a theme for her blog and asks a lotta questions to the three folk who are following her.
This Tastes Better Than it Looks Blogger - This blogger is always trying to cook. Has the nerve to take photos and display them too. She watches the Food Network religiously ’cause it’s the ‘in’ thing. Deep down she knows her cooking skills will never measure up but she’s always wanted attention, so here she is.
Know any of these folk? Pass it on…