Yes, that’s what he asked me when I opened the call line. You see, I’ve taken to running a little operation in my apartment. A radio station, that is. Naturally, you never know who’s listening. In this case, when asked what I was wearing, I knew it was going to be a very long evening. I should’ve expected as much , with it being a love and all-things-Hollywood kind of radio station. However! With this being my first time on the Night Train, I didn’t think anyone was listening besides myself.
Now, I know you’re wondering why in the world am I running a radio station from Apartment 7B. Actually, I’m gearing up for an appearance on Kathie Lee and Hoda’s show. As you can see, I have my wine glass in hand to practice drinking right along with them. I sincerely believe it’s the wine that makes Kathie Lee talk so loud and what causes Hoda to laugh for no apparent reason. Therefore, I need to be able to fit on the set some kind of way. Not that I’ve gotten the official invite yet but I feel that I’m on the radar. Besides, why wouldn’t I be?
I have a couple of sponsors for my station, by the way. One makes organic dog food from her apartment and the other chick is a fisherman. Don’t EVEN ask. They pay, I say okay. You feel me?
Do trust that it’s very rare I’m at a loss for words. VERY. Though, I was stumped when this heavy breather posed such a question. As you can see, I was fully dressed from head to breast. But because I was in my own element, well, let’s say I was quite comfortable. Sebastian was coming over later and…
Oh, I never mentioned Sebastian? You’re smart and savvy enough to know he definitely isn’t my 75-year old pastor at the church. Okay? Catch me chatting it up with Big Mouth and Silly, I mean Kathie Lee and Hoda, to hear all about Sebastian. As for the unseemly caller, I?surmised he has a fettish for cotton panties.
Yours Truly and Ruling Hollywood Gossip,
Beatrice from Apt. 7B