Good day, folks. You know, I was sitting over here getting on my nerves and I figured it couldn’t have been any better for you, so I chilled for a coupla days. Tonight, I’ll be doing my yearly duty of giving out candy to the little ones so their parents can eat it. Ain’t that ’bout nothing?
Anyhow, I’ve been contemplating this whole political thing and you know, I’m kinda worried, especially for Oho, with Tagg buying those voting machines. That’s like me entering an art contest with my whole damn family on the judging panel. Folks are a trip, ain’t they? Speaking of family, I don’t know about you but I believe Romney’s a straight up asshole. I’ve been holding that in and not that some of you didn’t know it already but for my own peace of mind, I had to put it out there.
I wasn’t watching the news when The Donald’s big news came out a week or so ago about paying some charity 5 million dollars for the president’s transcripts but I did get to wondering if he’s skidding toward the path of being a fool. I guess when you’ve got The Donald’s kinda money, you don’t pay much mind to folk who tell you not to do shit. There had to be somebody telling him, “You’re gonna look like an idiot with that nonsense, D. Take your ass golfing instead.”
You see, this is really some bootleg shenanigan going on. Contrary to what you believe, bootleg folk just aren’t those who burn copyrighted CDs from the internet or folk who try to hit you up in the grocery parking lot with $5.00 movies recorded from the theatre. You may put what The Donald and Tagg are doing in elaborate terms but essentially, these are some straight up bootleggers. I do have to admit when I caught ole D on the tube, that close-up shot of hair wasn’t all bad. Maybe he changed beauty parlors.
Well folks, that’s pretty much all I’ve got to say on them. I don’t know what the world’s coming to or am I late in finding out it’s been that way all along? I hate being late.