Well, not exactly. I’m still wearing the same dress and in the same pose but the hot topic today? I’ve got the absolute hots for Joe “Bulldog” Biden, people. He looked so sexy on the stage talking politics, I almost forgot why I tuned in. I felt like he was courting me, as I do love a man who knows how to take charge. I think he’s going to be my new Boo. And I must tell you that this fire Joe ignited on stage was no surprise to me. Which is why I was dressed up and wore my new red stilettos.
Yes, I was sitting on the sofa while Totsy was tweeting in her raggedy robe and mismatch socks. Don’t pay anymore attention to those beauty tips she calls herself giving. If I’d not been so entranced by Joe, I’d have taken a picture and displayed it here but I didn’t want to scare any of you away. Plus, I was so mesmerized and on the edge of my seat, taking in every word of my new Boo, I didn’t have time to direct my attention toward such nonsense.
I know what people say about you, Joe but I want you to know that I’ve got your back Boo, Baby (Winking and showing a little cleavage. Now, imagine me standing over a vent with my dress blowing above my thighs like Marilyn Monroe in her white dress). As part of the wrap-up, one reporter said, “It was like a man against a boy.” That made me a little weak in the knees, so luckily I wasn’t standing up in those stilettos. Why was I dressed to the nines? Because I always do for the debates. It’s like going to church. Yes, I do mix church and state because politics do. But I won’t get deep into that. I’m winding down with a bottle of red wine with a photo of my Boo I downloaded from the internet on my nightstand. It’s framed too. Go ahead and be a hater. Joe is hot.
Anyway. While I’m here, I do want to give you the Hollywood skinny. Jennifer Aniston, the All-American girl, who’s 42, may go topless in her next movie. I don’t know how she’s holding up there but she’s got the money to make whatever needs to happen happen. Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston’s daughter, has an engagement ring very similar to Kate Middleton’s blue sapphire with the diamonds around it. Yes, Bobbi Kristina’s officially engaged. The ring she was sporting before was her mother’s. What else? Oh, yes. It’s been said that Janet’s secretly married for the third time to that billionaire middle eastern gentleman and now covering up like Totsy and I did over in Saudi. I saw the pictures myself on a rag magazine in the grocery store, so it’s true.
I’m late on giving you this scoop and you may already be well aware that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I suppose both of them went to rehab or counseling for being mean to each other. Let us all bow our heads and pray that all will end well, whatever that may be. I know my new Boo has a sharp and decisive tongue but he’s a passionate man. I don’t know personally, of course, but I believe it and so it is. Don’t argue with me.
Oh my, I’m in need of some lighter night attire just thinking of him on letting loose in the debate. Oh Lord of Mercy, I’m a saved woman and not feeling so saved right now.