I want you good folk to know, while Mittens and I may have different accents, we kinda speak the same language. So, unlike regular, ordinary, common, everyday, average, run of the mill folk, I wanna run down how Mittens and I think along the same lines. You can interpret or misrepresent what I’m saying all you want but should everything go totally awry economic-wise, I want you good folk to know ole Totsy’s got friends in high places, alright? Don’t hate on a playa. Hate the game, baby.
What I’m gonna do here is give you some quotes that’ll go down in Mittens’ history and afterward give you quotes of my own. I love quotes myself, so here we go:
Now, here’s my spin:
I got a plan for America that’ll happen in America for the American people.
I believe I don’t know what I believe and I believe Americans believe whatever they believe, in America or the Americas. And you best believe dat.
Here’s another quote from Romney:
“I’m not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said. Whatever it was.”
If you think I made this up, check out the video, okay? I don’t have time to be sitting around lying on folks.
I’m familiar with barely nothing precisely and I mean exactly what I stand by. Now, I’m going to the store for some eggs.
If you’re familiar with my policies which I’m hardly precisely laying out to the public, you’d know just about exactly what I mean.
Last but not least, from our beloved candidate running for the highest seat in the nation:
“I love this state. The trees are just the right height.”
Okay…Hmmm…Okay, I’ve got it:
That sticka butter’s yella. I think I’m gonna eat it.