I took time to finish my book of flash fiction. I added more stories to a point that I’m satisfied with what I put out there. Now, time for the artwork. This comes at a good time, in a way, cause it’s almost my birthday. I say in a way ’cause it was my intention to have the book published by that time but instead, I’m spending a little time figuring out the e-book process. I shant be long. I’m not as technically challenged as it may seem since my training’s in graphic design. Anyhow, this halfway explains my brief absence, which I didn’t tell you before I left but hey, we’re all grown folk around here, right?
If so, let me introduce my favorite female comedienne. Folks, put your hands together for my girl, Sommore!
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She is AWESOME! I’d never seen her before,thanks for sharing! She really has it going on!
Yes, she is! Glad to share.
Congratulations on finishing your book! Of course, it must have your art, so I’m willing to wait for it, but not too long.
Thanks for sharing some great laughs this morning.
Thank you. I don’t think the wait will be long. Only a few images and the cover art.
Glad you enjoyed Sommore.
Wonderful news about your book! And this woman is, well, hilarious!
Thank you.
Yes, she’s full of funny.
When you come home you can see Magic Mike. It will make you happy.
Magic Mike? Hmmm…Sounds like funny to me already.
very, very funny! and congrats on the book.. I’d say you’ll really enoying illustrating it .. yea?
Yes, Sommore is funny.
Thank you. I’ve been really terrible with the motivation to illustrate anything outside of words but I know what the weekend will be filled with. It should be fun once I complete the first piece.
Always easier when you get the first bit over !
Well, Tots, this ol’ “Rose” can sure sing a bucketful of sling! Love this post–too much fun for old ladies but I am not complaining!
Glad you had some good laughs with Sommore. She’s hilarious.
Priceless! I’m crying laughing.
Congrats on your book
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WOW.
She is hilareous!! Xx
Thanks, Kim.
Hilarious, indeed.
Congratulations on finishing your book. You must feel terrific
Thanks. I do and will feel even better once the images are done.
Heyyy Tots, congrats on finishing your book. Glad to know that in between all that lettuce-eating and hibiscus-tea-drinking that you’ve been writing. Very excited for you.
I haven’s seen Sommore in a minute. Forgotten how hysterical she can be.
Thank you.
Yes, I’ve been writing quite a bit and trying to decide on the next project.
Love Sommore. I’ve seen her live a few times too.
That’s great news, Totsy. I had no idea you were working on a book. Adding your artwork is going to make it awesome for sure!
When’s your birthday? Mine’s in September. Hey, are you coming home soon or did you already return while I was on vacation? Btw, I have a proposition for you, but I will contact you separately about it.
Yeah. I don’t talk about my writing all that much. Maybe I should start.
My birthday’s on the 19th. I’m needing ointment after lifting a can of beans these days. Any recommendations? You have a proposition for me? You mean you wanna marry me?
Will look for your email.
Some funny-ass shit. BTW, my Dick is so big, I have to call it Richard
LoL!! You should get Richard to help with those kitchen payments.
Sommore is funny. I sent this to my sister so she could LHAO as well.
Your sister’s bound to have a good laugh today. On behalf of Sommore, thanks for sharing.
You’re welcome. I love to share humor.
Oh Totsy! Just when you hit the roof, you go through it AGAIN! She is so funny. I feel like I should go to confession for enjoying it! lol
The sky’s the limit.
Nothing like a little dirty girl talk. 
You know she is wrong, just plain wrong. Funny as hell but wrong. Tears streaming down my face, that is how wrong she is.
Congrats on the book, can’t wait to read it!
Hahahaha!!! You got your laugh on, for sho’.
Thank you.
Congratulations on completing your book! Be proud!
Thank you.
YAY! Can’t wait.
p.s. Funny women folk are the best.
Yes, funny women rock.
Sure are! That’s why you rock lady.
I adore her. Haven’t heard from her much but then…I rarely have time for TV or anything outside of design, writing, school and the DAY job! Great post and I needed a laugh. LOL
Come out of being so busy and smell the roses a little.