It’s been a rough couple of days here, folks. I started what I thought was a humorous post on How to Pee in a Public Restroom in Saudi Arabia but then I thought, “Totsy, that’s nasty.” I was gonna give you a full class and everything but shit, I don’t wanna talk about this place right now. It’s hot as shit and I’ve been feeling like shit.
So, how’re you folks doing? I saw where The Obamacrat posted Tyler Perry’s latest movie. After a few tries, I was able to see the movie trailer. He’s come a long way from his first movies. And Impower You honored me with the Beautiful Blogger Award. She also told me if she were me over here in The Kingdom, she’d be rioting. I don’t think she understands exactly how hot it is over here, folks. And it’s getting hotter. Now, if there was an air conditioned room to riot in, I’d be real down with the cause. You probably couldn’t shut me up. But I don’t see me holding signs or raising hell in all this heat. No mams and sirs. You’ve gotta be one hell of a feminist to beat down the heat AND riot over here. I’d be sitting somewhere in the shade saying, “Now, that’s one bad ass bitch right there. I ain’t messin’ with her.”
Well, thank you Impower You for bestowing this award on me. Much appreciation to you for thinking of me in this light.
Now, it’s late over here. I had to see the dentist tonight. That’s right, tonight. I don’t know why business is late other than it being too hot. Sometimes, the electric just shuts down, it’s so hot and it’s been happening a lot lately but it only lasts for 10 or 15 minutes. Imagine my panic, if you will. Anyhow, I woke up this morning to a swollen face. Not cute, okay? A Sudanese woman I work with escorted me ’cause she understands everything and she don’t take no mess. She’s a young chick and funny as all get out.
Tomorrow, her, another lady and I are gonna wind down with a famous Saudi dish called Kappsa. I don’t know if the spelling’s right. Probably not but I’m eating it even if it’s got chicken in it ’cause I can’t leave here without saying I didn’t taste it, right. Actually, I’m gonna have more than a taste. I’m gonna have a good portion. And since the weekend here is Thursday and Friday, I’m gonna make my way to visiting some of your blogs. I don’t have much else to do anyhow. Shame, ain’t it…