First of all, my morning started a little rough. I won’t say everything about it but one thing was that I thought my Nook had been stolen. Being that it was a gift and I’m a cry baby, I was filled with me some blues this morning.
Though, the two good things I had going for me was that I was dressed to the nines and looking good, if I do say so myself. You know how you know you look good is when you can’t stop passing a mirror and you might even catch yourself going, “BAM!” You know, I was turning to this and that side. I’d forgotten all about my big head, which even if I had thought about it, it wouldn’t have taken away the fact that I was the absolute shit this morning, folks. I was. You know, this ain’t just for me, I’m over here representing for y’all American folks too now.
So, why was I looking good? I was having me some food with the U.S. Ambassador of Saudi Arabia. Yep, that’s where I am, folks. I was gonna break it down to you in good time, so there it is.
Guess who else swung by? The governor of this here place. I won’t tell you what city ’til I leave from over here but I’m way up north. You’d really be saying, “Get the hell away from over there, Totsy!” if you found out how boring it is. Anyhow, when the governor came in, we all stood up and he was talking Arabic, which this woman translated for him. She gave me her card too and said if I needed anything, to let her know. Well, let me stop making it look like I’m all important that she was doing this solely for me. She gave her card to the other Americans too.
Oh, I got pictures of that governor too, in his headrag and all, along with the ambassador but I won’t be sharing those too soon on account of the uploading problems I still have.
But check this out. There’s this guy over here who met the prince of this whole place and ’cause the prince liked him, his ass is chillin’ in the damn palace. I’m like, you lucky shit! Believe me, I tried to get me and these folk in that palace too, to have some snacks or something but this fella said the Princess invited folk three years ago. So naturally, I’m thinking, shit, that was three years ago. I wasn’t nowhere near this place.
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