A few months ago, I came across this article I deliberately failed to share with you. I mean, we talk a lot about a lot but we haven’t talked about everything. Ever so often, like Squashing, I feel it’s my civic responsibility to bring relevant information to your attention that you haven’t come across yourself. But then, maybe you have the same information I do and, for whatever reason, you don’t wanna talk about it.
Well, I do. Now, you know I’m a huge Dr. Phil fan, right? That’s right. With his bushy ass moustache and all, I love me that doctor. Now. One time, I was watching his show and there was a reporter on there who’d done some very interesting research on pornography. Wasn’t the usual stuff we all know about. Uh uh. This was on a website, where folk paid to watch other folk do the wild thang in the comfort of their homes, at their own convenience. Only thing was this was a married couple and they did it as a means to provide for their family ’cause they were living in a really bad situation and had run out of borrowing time with everybody. Make a long story short, they’re living pretty large now and given the state of the economy, well, they’re saving on gas and are able to spend more time with their daughter. I ain’t even judging ’cause those folk were living without some much needed necessities that you may not even think about and truth is, you really don’t know what you’ll wind up doing when your back is as far against the wall as it’ll go.
But. Folks. I came across more information that I simply couldn’t hold out on telling you any longer and I really wanna see how this breast feeding men in public goes over with you. That’s right. Men over in Ghana, Africa are over there suckling from their wives breasts in public. I don’t know what prompts the breast to get whipped out for the guys to suckle on. You know, like, do they argue as a couple and she gives it to him to calm down? Did he leave some kinda medication at home that would normally calm him and she gives a breast to soothe him? Do they pull over to the shoulder of the road after road rage? Is he looking at other women while they’re out together and she pulls his attention back by letting him have a suck or two? You know, I’m just trying to explore all the reasons this would be necessary ’cause, I don’t know, maybe you wanna try it too.
With the divorce rate being as high as it is, at least in the U.S., I thought this might be a valuable piece of information, whether you’re in a financial strain or trying to keep your marriage together. You know, just ’cause my marriage wasn’t a successful one, doesn’t mean I don’t want success for you.