- I don’t care if Kim Kardashian’s divorcing and I’m kinda wondering about the mental stability of folk who feel like they were duped. Matter of fact, I’m more than a little confused over folk were that caught up. I kinda feel like I need to give you a nice little rub on your back and then smack the shit outta you.
Betty Davis. Watercolor and Ink on paper. Copyright 2011 Totsymae
- I don’t care if Demi’s leaving Ashton. She’s rich and will make out just fine. She’ll buy herself some happiness and maybe stop taking her clothes off on Twitter, trying to prove shit. I understand she’s obsessed with body image but at this point, I really want Demi to put her clothes on and go out with a touch of class about herself. If Hugh Hefner ain’t asked her about posing in Playboy then she ain’t worth looking at and I’m throwing the gavel down on that. Next case.
- I don’t care if Beyonce’s faking her baby bump or not. If she wanna put clothes under her shirts, what business is it of mine?
- I don’t care if Kate Middleton, or whatever her last name is now, is pregnant. Long as I ain’t got to make child support payments to maintain that lavish lifestyle, she can skip out on all the peanut butter she wants. And ain’t the cost of peanuts gone up? Maybe she’s economizing, being the frugal princess she is (rolling my eyes, hatin’ and thinking, “Whatever, Kate.”).
- I don’t care nothing about receiving any of Oprah’s favorite things. What about the shit I like? Why can’t she take up an interest in what gets my mojo on and shop her ass off based on that?
- I don’t care that Regis retired. I never watched his show anyway and from the looks of it, he didn’t suffer because I was tuned in to something else.
- I don’t care if it’s Justin Bieber’s baby or not. I don’t ‘spect it is and I feel a little sorry for the child in the midst of the mama’s craziness. If you believe she’s carried his baby then you can also believe he knocked me up too.
- I don’t care if folk think George Clooney is sexy and I’m glad he didn’t make the cover of People for sexiest man alive, as if there really is such a thing. I know I’ll catch flack but he ain’t sexy to me. Matter of fact, I think he’s a little on the whorish side and I know it ain’t right to judge but any other man who sleeps with women young enough to be his daughter is. What makes everybody look past this on account of how he looks? I say, he should join ole Hugh in that playboy mansion and keep a steady rotation going instead of acting like he’s in a committed relationship that’s anything but. On top of that, I don’t think he’s all that as an actor.
- I don’t care who’s last standing on Dancing with the Stars. Should I?
- I don’t care about any movie Jenifer Aniston stars in. She’s not box office material and way overrated. Far as I’m concerned, she should’ve settled down and made babies with Brad after Friends and called it a day. They made a cuter couple than Angelina and Brad and that’s pretty much all I gotta say, folks.
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I’m reading your post and thinking, Boy, all this sounds so trivial, so trite! To think we spend our time obsessing about stuff like whether Kate’s pregnant and they’re still starving children someplace, maybe even right there in the UK.
As for the sexiest man — one of my friends works at People, she hates when she gets the Sexiest Man Alive issue. It’s always a pain plus the SML is never as sexy as People thinks.
Can you believe these have been headliners on the morning
news shows? Well, all but Jennifer Aniston. I really don’t know
who she’s making out with to pump her up so high but I need
to be sleeping with him/them too. Girl!
And I thought I was the only one who didn’t give a rat’s ass about celebrities and their stupid problems…
No, no, you are not the only one and I think they’re driving
all of this into the ground.
I so love the post, you made some good points
Thank you.
Yvw! I bn thinkn about why they making such a big deal about who they doing and why they doing it! Shoulda Coulda Woulda happens to everyone who not in spotlight!
I know. Some inquiring minds want to know something of
relevancy, not this stuff.
For not caring about all of these celebrity relationships, you seem to really care about who Jennifer Anniston ended up with. I’d make a wink face but I don’t want to be a creep.
Ahem…I said she needed to stop making movies.
WOW…great rant. I feel the same way…point for point. You nailed it, Totsy! Actually, I hope all of those people put their clothes back on (or if they have them on still…continue to do so) but everyone seems to have some growing up to do. Maybe a little rehabilitation too. Dr, Drew likes the sound of that! Thanks so much for the laugh today.
Yeah, rehab ain’t a bad idea. We can’t put it all on Lindsey Lohan.
Mwhaaa! That was awesome totsymae. Awesome. Poor Lindsey. Not that she needs my pity. But crack smart wit there. (Wipes eyes)
Agree with you on all counts. Who cares about these nobodies anyway? It’s all hype, media hype, newspaper hype, telling us that other people care therefore so should we.
One way or another these celebrity nobodies will land wherever they’re meant to land, in the next life that is. Nothing more important than eternity as far as I’m concerned.
The gavel goes down once again.
Great, I guess we are on the same boat Tots
Brad Pit used to be hot. Then he hooked up with that devil woman and she sucked all the hot right out of his bones. Now he just looks straggly and homeless. I don’t like Jennifer either and she can’t act worth shit. I don’t care one bit about any of the people you mention, hell, I hardly know who they are. George Clooney is not my idea of a “hot’ man. I think he’s gay in the first place and that’s fine but why put on the big act? I just don’t care. I’d rather go out with Demi than with Ashton, and that ain’t saying much. Ashton has that goober face and Demi is too damn skinny. Who are these people?
Yeah, I thought the same about Brad years ago. What’s going on with
him? I’m sitting here watching a Jennifer movie now with Little Totsy.
One that Mr Boy got from NetFlix. It sucks, like any other movie I’ve
seen her in.
Never thought of George as gay but you could be onto something. I
always thought he was vain and maybe a little controlling. Thus, his
need to date young ladies pretty much outta college. Who knows?
May very well be a cover-up for inadequacy. Demi’s cool but I think
she has some esteem issues. She’s pretty and talented enough
without putting herself out there in such a way,
Did you ever see the Cher video “If I could turn back time”. She wore the nastiest hoochie mama outfit one could find unless you looked for low end streetwalkers in Hells Kitchen and I really had to shake my head. Here is the woman with a great voice, an Academy Award, a fine actress, showing her tattooed but on an aircraft carrier for a bunch of hooten’ and hollerin’ 19 year old sailors. I was embarrassed for her. What are they thinking?
Yes, I remember Cher in that sheer outfit and even then, kept thinking,
‘Why did she have to wear that?’ Was she supposed to be a mermaid
or something? Yeah, I was scratching my head on that one myself.
Now, she’s gotten older and put on weight, so you hardly ever see her
anymore.
Ah Cher, smh. You forgot about Burlesque, gah! I was agog last year when she had the gall to say to the press that they should ignore her turquoise panties, as she posed near her star. Imagine that?! The disgrace lol. Wait!! This will make you laugh for sure
http://wp.me/p1b5VF-2M
Beyonce’s Baby Bump is FAAAAKKEEE!!! I’ve got to go lie down….
Great Betty Davis portrait – it’s what drew me to read the article!
You really think it’s fake, huh? I don’t understand the rationale
behind the fakeness. Glad you like Betty. One heck of an actress,
she was.
Sarcasm…..
Amen!
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off! You are so on the money girl!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Love it!
I’m so out of touch! Thanks for filling me in on what people are talking about and reminding me why I’m better off reading a good book than a gossip mag.
I don’t know about any of this stuff. But if I did know about them I would not care either.
PS you really captured BD and the magic in her eyes comes through clearly. Not only a portrait but the very spirit and essence of her. Well done.
Thanks. She was one of the best in the business.
We interrupt this comment session to make an important announcement. That watercolor of Bette Davis is absolutely terrific. What Carl said…
And now back to our comments. Totsy, I love the way you rant about pop culture. I think you need to have a special spot on Entertainment Weekly to set these fools straight who waste a whole bunch of time on their asses following and living the lives of someone else! In fact, I think we need cardboard cut-outs of you staring folks down in the supermarket check-out aisle right by the magazine stands. I have this picture of you with your arms crossed and a disapproving glare that says, “You ain’t thinking of picking up this magazine now, are you???”
Thanks.
I watch the morning news shows, so Entertainment Tonight isn’t the only
show talking about Hollywood. It’s okay to mention it sometimes but it’s
emphasized like top news stories. How about a robot instead of cardboard.
That way, I get to smack’em.
I’m knodding my head over here, Totsy — you’re so right. I also think “Sexiest Man Alive” is subjective and arrogant (hence why I don’t read that magazine). All the bumps from pregnancy and lumps from marriages that failed, I could care less about those too. And you’re right, I’m not sure what’s up with these wanna-be celebrity courgars but they need to chill (*yawn*) –nobody really cares. The media is filled with info-tainment these days.
Well done!
You pretty much nailed all the crap i don’t give a shit about.
Very nice Betty Davis portrait. She was incredibly Hot in the 30′s; glamorous in the 40′s; and willing to play over the hill hags in later life. “Sweet Baby Jane” a classic.
Yep. I get to see you going on about stuff on your blog. Funny stuff
Glad you like ole
over there. Love the entertainment and darwings.
Betty Davis. They don’t quite make them like her anymore.
Totsymae,I’m with you, lady! I don’t give a rat’s ass either for this silly Hollywood gossip! And I’m with you on George Clooney. Personally, I don’t think he can act his way out of a paper bag and his looks? Nah, doesn’t do a thing for me. In all the years that I’ve heard women swoon over the likes of him and Brad Pitt, I’ve always scratched my head and thought, what? Really? Color me clueless. As for the Kardashian people, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, who are these people and WHY in the name of heaven do they have a reality show?? This post made for quite the entertaining companion to my afternoon coffee!
Bravo, for the Clooney statement. I knew it wasn’t just me. I keep
thinking, ‘What’s the big freakin’ deal with this guy?’ Hope you
enjoyed your coffee.
If we focus on celebs, then: 1: we can escape into their worlds for just a while and 2: we don’t have to pay attention to the really important and complicated messes that matter. People are pretty simple, they want life to be simple. The economy isn’t simple; Justin Bieber is.
Amen to all that!!
LOL I don’t even know half of what you’re talking about, and I don’t care about the other half. People are way too obsessed with celebrities.
This is hysterical! I pretty much don’t care about any of those things either, but it sure makes for fun reading.
—I Don’t Care Either, Tots!! WHO GIVES A SHIT.
My Fave: “”"”•I don’t care nothing about receiving any of Oprah’s favorite things. What about the shit I like? **
—What do you like???? Xx
Oh, I’m gonna be needing Oprah to call me about that, with
the holidays fast approaching and all.
But do you care that Jane Lynch’s cat died? http://www.peoplepets.com/people/pets/article/0,,20547459,00.html
You know, I love Jane Lynch and I love cats, but the passing of her cat doesn’t have anything at all to do with my life. Why it merits a single column inch is a mystery to me.
I had to look up who this woman was. I don’t think I can plant
where I’ve ever seen her, if ever. I wish the cat a peaceful
transition and all but well, should we even be hearing about
the death of a cat?
This was a great rant! Some of us put these people way too high on the pedestal. (i’m not one of ‘em…)
You had me cheering with you all the way.
And that watercolour is FABULOUS!! Great work.
Thank you, Pauline. I gather most folk are tired of hearing this
stuff. Sometimes. a little gossip is okay but they’ve been
pouring on kinda thick lately.
I know I am late on commenting here, but you are so, so right, except for Oprah of course – I do care about her favorite things and I want me some! Great painting Totsy. She was an international superstar, I remember seeing her in a movie back in Russia.
Thank you. Yes, Betty Davis was It.
Well, I hope you get your Oprah stuff for Christmas.
You go, gurl! The public is on CRACK. I can’t even turn on daytime TV anymore because it’s so over the top. The DNA shows, the slut shows, the pseudo legal shows and hours and hours of news that’s not fit to print, or massaged to make it more palatable for the public. The horrors staring up at me in the supermarket aisle.I wonder who is reading this crap and then figure I really don’t want to know lol.
I have a very twisted view of our relationship with the “stars” and how obsessed most of are with their lives. Get your own life dammit, I guarantee it will be more fulfilling!!!
Sorry in responding so late. I thought I checked…I’d like to hear your
view of our relationship with the stars. I mean, like, I don’t care about
the ones mentioned here but Denzel is quite another story.
Loving this post and your sketch/art work is amazing!!! Thanks 4 stopping by and checking me out. Gonna hit the FOLLOW button cuz U HAVE TALENT~
Thank you, Pryncess. Over there with your sex toys and whatnot….
Mmmmm, girl gone with your self.
Hey, thanks for visiting and I will definitely be in your neck of the
woods again soon.
I’m still wondering who Kim Kardashian is. In fact, I’m still wondering who Paris Hilton is. I had to tell my husband who Angelina Jolie is.
I have a 15-year who kinda keeps me informed and I check out what
she’s viewing. If she was a different type of kid, I’d be very concerned
about her watching the show. I like having some passing knowledge
of what’s what but not to be overloaded with it.
Oh, and Kim, by the way, is someone you might wanna know. She
may be president some day.